{"id":406,"date":"2009-01-14T02:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T11:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/15\/identity-pun\/"},"modified":"2013-03-14T22:17:48","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T07:17:48","slug":"identity-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/14\/identity-pun\/","title":{"rendered":"Identity pun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Sorry guys, this will make you cringe but I can&#8217;t help myself: this came out while I was reharsing a presentation just minutes ago. Ah, and you&#8217;ll get it only if you&#8217;re identity-sick \ud83d\ude42<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P>A passive client enters a shop, and starts looking around.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>A salesperson approaches: &#8220;Sir,&nbsp;can I help you?&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>And the passive client: &#8220;Just browsing.&#8221;&nbsp;<\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P>hehehee \ud83d\ude42 In hindsight, it&nbsp;looks so&nbsp;obvious that it seems strange that nobody came out with it: the quick search I did on the core of the joke didn&#8217;t yield any results, though.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>OK ok, back to work&#8230;<\/P><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry guys, this will make you cringe but I can&#8217;t help myself: this came out while I was reharsing a presentation just minutes ago. Ah, and you&#8217;ll get it only if you&#8217;re identity-sick \ud83d\ude42 A passive client enters a shop, and starts looking around. A salesperson approaches: &#8220;Sir,&nbsp;can I help you?&#8221; And the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,34,35,60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-identity","category-personal","category-useless","category-wild-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1709,"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions\/1709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cloudidentity.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}